‘Like a sow playing on a trump’ is an old Scots expression describing anything done ungracefully or inelegantly. - Scottish Proverbs, 1721 (via @HaggardHawks) #ahem

TWIRK (v.) to twist the hairs of a moustache , 16th C. (via @HaggardHawks and @AmbitionTShirts) #ahem

The Welsh word for ‘cockerel’ is CEILIOG — which is why there’s a cockerel on boxes of Kellogg’s Corn Flakes. (via @haggardhawks) #ahem